things that are against gay single men over 30.

The following is a list of things against gay single men over 30.
  • Dockers
  • A Chevy Malibu parked in front of your driveway
  • Pleated pants
  • A grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough
  • Hair loss
  • Carbs in general
  • The cellphone holster.
I'm half joking about this stuff, but at the same time, I'm howling.

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